Ryan Parsley Ryan has always found himself teetering the line between left-brain and right-brain disciplines. Though this was early diagnosed as a lack of focus, it has sense been appreciated as a great strength, enabling… neigh… fostering the ability to wear many hats to proficiently complete a great variety of tasks throughout many development pipelines. Abilities Ryan is renowned for his super-human CSS manipulation. Additionally, his abnormally clean and semantic HTML has been known to render consistently or, at least, deprecate cleanly on most any browser known to man. Ryan also possesses a compassion for accessibility, as evidenced in his work on HTML Email for TimesPoints where he was able to create cleanly deprecating tableless designs to a media where other had given up. Powerups Semantic HTML CSS JavaScript DOM Scripting/ AJAX PHP ActionScript Photoshop Flash Illustrator InDesign Drupal Wordpress Tumblr (3.0; @ryanparsley)http://yourpalryan.com/<p>Oh no! Now that I have fixed my performance issues… I no longer have a good excuse to not write a blog post.</p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/438487664http://yourpalryan.com/post/438487664Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:24:14 -0500<p>If you call a group of old women chatting a hen house, what is the inverse for old men… cock ring?</p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/438487671http://yourpalryan.com/post/438487671Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:24:14 -0500<p>For your quiver: The dns issue looked a lot like a database or memory issue. Cached pages were fast, but db hits took 10 seconds.</p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/438487676http://yourpalryan.com/post/438487676Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:24:14 -0500<p>After all the tinkering with RyanParsley.com, most of the performance issue was due to a DNS issue with my host file #lastPlaceYouLook</p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/438487680http://yourpalryan.com/post/438487680Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:24:14 -0500<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/paddydonnelly">paddydonnelly</a>: ATTN! The full story behind the Trolololo video: <a href="http://bit.ly/aDizuR">http://bit.ly/aDizuR</a></p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/435429526http://yourpalryan.com/post/435429526Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:51:36 -0500<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/soulpancake">soulpancake</a>: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000<br/> ,000 - online petition to officially name that number ‘hella’ <a href="http://bit.ly/9GHdFs">http://bit.ly/9GHdFs</a></p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/426452798http://yourpalryan.com/post/426452798Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:43:10 -0500<p>Mr. @<a href="http://twitter.com/brianbreslin">brianbreslin</a> tear down this wall!</p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/425082372http://yourpalryan.com/post/425082372Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:30:33 -0500<p>New podcast is up! @<a href="http://twitter.com/roder">roder</a> explains how appush helps you add push notifications to your iPhone app. <a href="http://bit.ly/cYuZWH">http://bit.ly/cYuZWH</a></p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/425082387http://yourpalryan.com/post/425082387Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:30:33 -0500<p>Being guaranteed 1 of 2 possible outcomes does not equate to having 50/50 odds.</p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/420320976http://yourpalryan.com/post/420320976Mon, 01 Mar 2010 14:42:04 -0500<p>Realized I never connected the dots. The great presentation I was talking about on Sat. morning was given by @<a href="http://twitter.com/jstawski">jstawski</a> (thanks @<a href="http://twitter.com/pbacgrad">pbacgrad</a>)</p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/420320973http://yourpalryan.com/post/420320973Mon, 01 Mar 2010 14:42:04 -0500<p>Protip: Drug down by the fact you are a band, playing a crap dive bar? You are a winner, in my book, as long as you are not a cover band.</p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/417115863http://yourpalryan.com/post/417115863Sun, 28 Feb 2010 02:21:28 -0500<p>I can’t help but believe singing “don’t you wish your girl was raw like me” was not “plan ‘a’” for the 3 back up men for this (band?).</p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/417115887http://yourpalryan.com/post/417115887Sun, 28 Feb 2010 02:21:28 -0500<p>… what stance can you, logically, take?</p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/417115905http://yourpalryan.com/post/417115905Sun, 28 Feb 2010 02:21:28 -0500<p>I find few things more frustrating than debating someone I agree with.</p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/417115906http://yourpalryan.com/post/417115906Sun, 28 Feb 2010 02:21:28 -0500<p>OH: All medication is better with alcohol… despite what you may have heard.</p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/417115856http://yourpalryan.com/post/417115856Sun, 28 Feb 2010 02:21:28 -0500<p>OH: Learn html before any other language because at the end of the day it’s all html #sflcc</p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/415458271http://yourpalryan.com/post/415458271Sat, 27 Feb 2010 10:07:01 -0500<p>Stoked by the possitive reaction to @<a href="http://twitter.com/jmilgram">jmilgram</a>’s robot presentation topic #sflcc</p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/415458277http://yourpalryan.com/post/415458277Sat, 27 Feb 2010 10:07:01 -0500<p>I came in late and didn’t catch this presentor’s name, but the guy giving the web 101 presentation is great! #sflcc</p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/415458276http://yourpalryan.com/post/415458276Sat, 27 Feb 2010 10:07:01 -0500<p>Presenter puts a datetime var in his sample, refreshes a few times to show the time change, and says “it doesn’t get more dynamic than that”</p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/415458272http://yourpalryan.com/post/415458272Sat, 27 Feb 2010 10:07:01 -0500<p>Codecamp begins. At 11 jason will demo a robot that is hooked up to the internet… please advi — at Devry University <a href="http://gowal.la/s/2HTT">http://gowal.la/s/2HTT</a></p>http://yourpalryan.com/post/415458280http://yourpalryan.com/post/415458280Sat, 27 Feb 2010 10:07:01 -0500