Your Pal Ryan RSS

Ryan Parsley

Ryan has always found himself teetering the line between left-brain and right-brain disciplines. Though this was early diagnosed as a lack of focus, it has sense been appreciated as a great strength, enabling... neigh... fostering the ability to wear many hats to proficiently complete a great variety of tasks throughout many development pipelines.

Abilities

Ryan is renowned for his super-human CSS manipulation. Additionally, his abnormally clean and semantic HTML has been known to render consistently or, at least, deprecate cleanly on most any browser known to man. Ryan also possesses a compassion for accessibility, as evidenced in his work on HTML Email for TimesPoints where he was able to create cleanly deprecating tableless designs to a media where other had given up.

Powerups

  • Semantic HTML
  • CSS
  • JavaScript
  • DOM Scripting/ AJAX
  • PHP
  • ActionScript
  • Photoshop
  • Flash
  • Illustrator
  • InDesign
  • Drupal
  • Wordpress

Archive

Mar
10th
Wed
permalink

Oh no! Now that I have fixed my performance issues… I no longer have a good excuse to not write a blog post.

permalink

If you call a group of old women chatting a hen house, what is the inverse for old men… cock ring?

permalink

For your quiver: The dns issue looked a lot like a database or memory issue. Cached pages were fast, but db hits took 10 seconds.

permalink

After all the tinkering with RyanParsley.com, most of the performance issue was due to a DNS issue with my host file #lastPlaceYouLook

Mar
8th
Mon
permalink

RT @paddydonnelly: ATTN! The full story behind the Trolololo video: http://bit.ly/aDizuR

Mar
4th
Thu
permalink

RT @soulpancake: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
,000 - online petition to officially name that number ‘hella’ http://bit.ly/9GHdFs

Mar
3rd
Wed
permalink

Mr. @brianbreslin tear down this wall!

permalink

New podcast is up! @roder explains how appush helps you add push notifications to your iPhone app. http://bit.ly/cYuZWH

Mar
1st
Mon
permalink

Realized I never connected the dots. The great presentation I was talking about on Sat. morning was given by @jstawski (thanks @pbacgrad)

permalink

Being guaranteed 1 of 2 possible outcomes does not equate to having 50/50 odds.